Reasons why heterosexual marriage should be banned

1. If heterosexuals are allowed to marry, some of them will want to marry more than one person, which will destroy the institution of marriage, and we can't have that!
(Oh wait, that is already happening)
2. If heterosexuals are allowed to marry, some of them will want to marry minors, which will destroy the institution of marriage, and we can't have that!
(Oh wait, that is already happening)
3. If heterosexuals are allowed to marry, some of them will want to divorce, which will destroy the institution of marriage, and we can't have that!
(Oh wait, that is already happening)
4. If heterosexuals are allowed to marry, some of them will want to have sex with animals, which will destroy the institution of marriage, and we can't have that!
(Which is as stupid as thinking that allowing gays to marry will make the same thing happen)

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