Cashtration (n.): The act of buying a house, which renders the subject financially impotent for an indefinite period of time.
Word play: Cashtration
The Washington Post's Mensa Invitational invited readers to take any word from the dictionary, alter it by adding, subtracting, or changing one letter, and supply a new definition. One of the winners is:
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